TrainerWipes

Privacy

Last updated 1 October 2026

This is a coming-soon page for Trainer Wipes. There's not much to tell you, and that's on purpose.

What we collect

Nothing directly. This site has no accounts, no shop, no forms and no mailing list. The only thing we measure is how the site is used, through Google Analytics, and only if you say yes.

Analytics, only if you accept

When you first visit, we ask whether we can use Google Analytics. Choose Reject, or don't choose, and it doesn't load and no analytics cookies are set. Choose Accept, and it helps us see how many people visit and which pages they read. We rely on your consent for this, and you can take it back at any time.

Google Analytics records things like the pages you view, how long you stay, the site that sent you, your browser, device type and screen size, and your rough location (country or city, worked out from your IP address). It doesn't tell us who you are, and we don't use it to identify you. Google runs the service and processes this information for us, and may do so outside the UK. You can read how in Google's privacy policy.

Cookies

If you accept, Google Analytics sets two cookies:

We also keep your choice in your browser's local storage, so we don't ask on every page. It isn't sent to us, and we ask again after 12 months. We don't set any other cookies.

Changing your choice

Hit Cookie settings at the bottom of any page to change your mind. Switch to Reject and we stop Google Analytics and delete its cookies from this site. You can also clear cookies in your browser's settings whenever you like.

Hosting

Our hosting provider processes basic technical information, such as your IP address and browser type, so that it can deliver pages to you and keep the service secure. We don't use it to identify or track you.

When we launch

If we start selling or add a way to contact us, we'll update this page first to explain what we collect, why, how long we keep it and what your rights are.

Changes

We'll update this page when anything changes, and show the date at the top.